Iceland Volcano Jokes (not mine)
It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait a while for the dust to settle.
I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.
It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.
Richard Curtis is working on a new romantic-comedy about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually".
"Supermarket chain Iceland announces that they have shelved plans to launch a new home delivery service because they are worried it 'might not take off.'
I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.