Monday, January 24, 2011

Children are Quick

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America.
Here it  is. 
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria. 


TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. 


TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child)

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me! 


TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '

MILLIE:         I  is.. 

TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'

MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....    

TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.   
 (I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher