Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

Friday, June 18, 2010

water over wine OR wine over water

A glass of wine...


 
 
 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
 
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
 In beer there is freedom,
 In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists 

have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, 
(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
 Water = Poop,
 Wine = Health.


 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
 Than to drink water and be full of shit.


 There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Camp Nowhere quote/ my jokes

Just realized I stole one of my jokes from one of my favorite movies "Camp Nowhere" lol. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109369/quotes?qt0204654

"Mud": Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.
Zach: If Mud's guilty I am too.
Gaby: Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.
Trish: Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

My joke: I may be dumb but I'm smart enough to know I'm not stupid!
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Here's a couple of my other jokes:

I'm not with stupid anymore, stupid's with me. Wait that sounds stupid.

I suffer from "chocophobia"... a completely logical fear that someday the world will run out of chocolate completely.