Friday, June 18, 2010

water over wine OR wine over water

A glass of wine...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
 In beer there is freedom,
 In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, 
(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 Water = Poop,
 Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
 Than to drink water and be full of shit.

 There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!