TEACHER:
Maria, go to the map and find
North
America.
MARIA:
Here
it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS:
Maria.
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TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to
do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:
Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:
No, that's wrong
GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
(I
Love this child)
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TEACHER:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD:
H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WINNIE:
Me!
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TEACHER:
Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to
the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with
' I. '
MILLIE:
I
is..
TEACHER:
No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE:
All right...
'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him? LOUIS:
Because
George still had the axe in his
hand....
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TEACHER:
Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:
Clyde , your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE
: No, sir.
It's the same dog. (I
want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A
teacher
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PASS
IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE
LAUGH!
LAUGHTER
IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!